Whatever trips your trigger,
Whatever floats your boat,
Whatever winds your wristwatch,
Whichever way the wind blows
No sheepskin, no mortar board,
No razor, no car, no comb,
Piggy in the middle,
Squealing all the way home,
Take the easy way out,
Take the easy way out,
No hassles, no fussing about,
Come on and take the easy way out,
Water running down a boot,
Least resistance is the path you'll choose,
Umbrellas and parachutes,
Safety nets and loop dee loops,
Soft shoe and an old tin cup,
Shake a leg and they'll fill it up,
Never worked a day in your life,
Felt so good you had to do it twice,
Take the easy way out,
Take the easy way out,
No hassles, no fussing about,
Come on and take the easy way out,
You love me but, I'm no damn good,
Don't love him but, you know you should,
Well, money idn't evera-thang,
Honey, now I can punch your register,
Ka-ching, ka-ching,
Take the easy way out,
Take the easy way out,
No hassles, no fussing about,
Come on and take the easy way out,
