Hello,

Here you are,

Well, who really asked you to,

Did you really think we'd all just be waiting 'round for you,

Hello,

Surprise,

Well, I'm sorry if we let you down,

The first thing you'll learn kid is you're really nothing special,

Now let's see ten fingers and ten toes,

Well, you've got your mothers's eyes I suppose,

And your father well, I guess we'll never really know,

Hello,

Good luck,

Don't let your hopes and dreams get up,

Keep your hands strong and calloused,

Your mind, your heart, your mouth shut,

Hello,

So what?

You didn't really believe you'd amount to much,

This world's a heavy knapsack,

Life's a hundred flight of stairs,

I'm sure your mother cried tears of joy,

Right before she gave away her darling boy,

And your father well, I guess we'll never really know,

Somersaulting tethered to a lifeline,

Not like this blue world without its safety net,

You came out feet first stretching a toe for solid ground,

But we pulled the rug out from under you,

Watch out for that first step, kid,

It's a lulu,

I'm sure your mother cried tears of joy,

Right before she gave away her darling boy,

And your father well, I guess we'll never really know,

Hello,

Good luck,

Well, I'm sorry if you expected much,

The first thing you'll learn kid is you're really nothing special,