Sitting in the back seat with plum wine and Juicy Fruit,
Head spinning high like the rings around Neptune,

Somewhere there's a place where no one will laugh at you,
Ain't felt this good since you transfered from Catholic school,

Careful what you say, babe,
Careful what you do,
Someday your past is gonna catch up with you,

Slipping in the back door carrying your socks and shoes,
Stop off at your uncle's it's ok he won't tell he's cool,

Republican across the street says he's switching sides,
There might be hell to pay later but for right now it feels alright,

Careful what you wish for,
It might as well be true,
One size fits all,
Don't let 'em pin that flag on you,

Leaning in,
First Presbyterian,
Shouting things,
I really oughtn't to,

Drinking,
Your mama's gin,
Down under the bridge
Cutting it with Mountain Dew,

Shaking on your peach tree, your peaches just fall on the roof,
Everybody thinks I'm crazy but they ain't got no proof,

The barber wants a close shave but he ain't got no soap,
Don't bother with the fine print 'cuz I ain't got no other hope,

Careful what you sign,
God knows you got all the right tools,
Just get me outta town,
All I know's I'm leaving soon,
Can't worry 'bout tomorrow,
Or what I'm going to do,
All I really want right now is,
Plum wine and Juicy Fruit,